I will start you all of with a story.
Come a long, sit in a semi circle for STORY TIME

This was like a year and a half ago, and I was in a hardware store, my mother was picking out a lamp shade, and I was along for my awesome sense of awsome.

She was out getting a... somthing, and two people wear talking about light bulbs. The hardwear clerk new NOUTHING about what he was talking about, and I had written a papper on them that week. So, I explained the diffrance between ecobulbs and incondesant bulbs with much detail. the clerk said:

"Who are you?"
(He barly beat the customer to the question.)

and with a flip of my hair, I looked him in the eye and said "I'm a design consultant!"
and left. it's now my "job".

now that story time is over I BORE YOU WITH MY LIFE!

today my ex and some new girl were all over me... the new girl was like "will you be my home coming date?" but ex was like "I wan't you to be my home coming date!"
I like them both... and both would be upset with me saying yes to the other (and I wan't to go to Homecoming) but I strongly dislike relationships... I told them that I would have an answer in "at least two days" this gives me a chach to ask a friend who has no interest in going out with me as friends and avoid all this... but I feel bad just choosing side C.

yeah that was pontless... but more importently: I'm a design consultant!

and art of the week.