being on fire isn't as fun as you'd think

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being on fire isn't as fun as you'd think

Posted by Glowstick-warroir - September 18th, 2008

STORY TIME EVERYONE!

The frist time I ever had my pants on fire, t'was a summer day. I was about 14, watching television with my brother. He said "Hey, I'm going to light you on fire."

Being sane minded at the time, i assumed that he was kidding. and he took a lighter and lit them on fire.
it was only about a quarter sized flame and I shoke it out. When your on fire you have a "get it off, GET IT OFF!"
Anyways, I liked thouse pants.
I will tell you another story of me on fire in next post.

Life:
Tomarows Talk like a pirate day matys. I'm pro-ninja but i'll get in the sprite. Home coming is next weekend and i've sorted out my date. and I'm the nerd in a bully flim for flim class... I dont have anything intrestin to talk about this week.

And art.

being on fire isn't as fun as you'd think

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Tyrone101 2008-09-18 19:18:31

die in a fire you fucking twat

Glowstick-warroir 2008-09-18 19:18:31

Oh, if there is anything I love a bout newgrounds, it's the people.

slackerzac 2008-09-18 20:54:38

Well that doesnt sound like fun at all.

Glowstick-warroir 2008-09-18 20:54:38

No, It wasn't.

On the upside, there was no gasoline invovled. that tend to complicate things.

Duiliath 2008-09-18 22:17:37

Um, that's interesting, ironically for my achool homecoming is next week also, and tell me, is your name a typo or is it really supposed to be Warroir? ^.^

Glowstick-warroir 2008-09-18 22:17:37

I'm not clear on how that is ironic. but have fun

Yeah, it's a typo, me and spelling dont allways get along.

Duiliath 2008-09-18 22:27:41

Aw hell, i'm not waiting, i'll just put it up with both variations :P

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wow, that took alot of characters, and i'm impatiantly bored, horrible mixture ^.^

Glowstick-warroir 2008-09-18 22:27:41

w00t.

Hey, think of all the great things boredum has done for all of us... I'm sure there is somthing.

NeverHundred 2008-09-19 23:54:36

That's not how it happened at all, those pants attacked me! You all saw it!
well... not really. I was just sort of bored and playing with a liter. you were watching T.V. I was on the floor and than I carefully lit hid pants on fire, I didn't think they'd catch and when they did I said. "Hey, your pants are on fire." and you didn't believe me. But than you realized the truth and you patted the flames out, no harm done.

I tell this story at parties. It really breaks the ice... doesn't really win me over any friends though.

Glowstick-warroir 2008-09-19 23:54:36

I strickly remember you saaying "I'm going to light you on fire" and thinking "nah"... maybe it was a day or two befor.

Secoundly, I didn't where the pants after that, I turned them into shorts. and thus, the pants where never the same. IT's a detail I forgo in the story becase "And then I was stuck with shorts that I only use for gym" dosn't make a good ended.

NeverHundred 2008-09-20 15:46:15

Careful warrior.

Glowstick-warroir 2008-09-20 15:46:15

No, you'd better be careful.

because I'm allways one step ahead of you.
You know why?

Because I own you.

NeverHundred 2008-09-23 01:48:39

hahaha, best Dexter quote ever.

Duiliath 2008-09-23 20:46:17

So, NeverHundred set your pants on fire because he thought they were attacking while you remember him saying "I'm gonna light your pants on fire" damn I wish I was there at the time :P ^.^

Glowstick-warroir 2008-09-23 20:46:17

That's the gist of it.

Ah, good times, good times

If you where there, what would you have done?

being on fire isn't as fun as you'd think

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