at the end of this I've included a small lazy ass comic. but enjoy.

Also, best AIM Ever.

: Ugh, everytime we talk my mind goes elsewhere.
: Something about you just makes me want to fuck you like crazy.

but she lives out of state so I'm not getting laid... plus I'd be cheating... on the I'm cheating with, on another girl, who I can't see for a very long time. it's always complcated...

Yay! I've never been hated befor!

unrealted note, I've been un-art-scoted. lame

I got scouted... /finally/
but this gives me some reason to put art up here!
yay.

you'll see it soon, but not too soon. I'm also working 38.5 hours next week + school + social life + sleep (nah')

But' I do have time to preform shinanagains. What ones should I do this week?

For Real.

I work for a tee shirt company. and we make awesome stuff. Also, we're looking for suggestoins.

http://www.zazzle.com/frisbee_farm_des ign

Couldn't hurt to look right?

(it says don't ask to be scouted but as far as I can tell I can to what ever the hell I want to with user pages)

Hey; I'm an artist yo'

Acully; I'm a professtoinal artest; I make shit because I'm barly photoshop certifided, acully I'm not even photoshop certified, I'm a 3/4 (it's not an offical scale but it's what my school uses), so uh; pretty much means I'm well prataced but I need more time to hone my skill.
But; why should I care what a peice of says I can do? I've got skillz!

anywho; most of my exprence is in design, commerical artesty stuff. and photoshop, and what not.

so uh; yeah... I'm going to submit some stuff if you think I'm legit, it would be mightly nice to scout me.

At first I was afraid I was petrified
By the ugly slapper that was lying by my side
I would've drunk a little less,
I would've tried to keep my head.
If I'd known for just one second you'd
Assault me in your bed.

I tried to go, walk out the door
But you've been sitting on my legs and I
Can't feel them anymore
And now you're sitting on my face, my nose
Has vanished - not a trace,
I only hope that your big knickers are not
Made of liquorice lace

I want to go, I've got to leave
Before your fat and naked body makes me want
to heave
I Only hope that no one saw me walking home
With such a slut
Oh God the things that you can get up to when you're
Half cut.

I can't believe, I'm lying here.
It's all 'cos of that f**king evil drink that
We call beer
You can all sod your beer goggles, shit I must
Have been blind
To mistake that Hoover dam for a sexy young behind.

Please let me go, I'm getting scared
There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly
Breasts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad, God what
Made me want to court her?
With tits that look like Tesco bags I've just
Filled up with water

It's time to go, run out the door
She's started hinting that she wants sex on her
Dirty lino floor
I don't think there's anything worse
Than the al-co-hol-ics curse.

hey newgrounds!
I just did my frist video blog.
but it's just an intro to my kitchen, and one or 5 details about my life. so I'm not going to bore you with it.

I just saw this in TV last night, and you'll enjoy this WAY more then me talking about my bottel cap necklace.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbe rt-report-videos/222214/march-19-2009/
michael-steele-s-rap-battle-response

also, I think you'll enjoy this picture

http://fc72.deviantart.com/fs40/f/2009 /053/0/e/Close_cover_befor____by_anoth er_default.jpg

I use hyperlinks instead of inbeding them because I think it makes my blog look neater.

that's all fokes.

me and some friens might be starting regular fight club.
I fought last night and banged my elbow. I barly hurt the other guy, but I doudged and blocked just about all of his punchs. I'm a passifits, so I kind of suck at fighting anyways, (but if it's just for kicks then it's fine).

in other news: this is an audio blog of my week... I'm trying them out to see how I like them.
yes. my voice is rediculus. but, hey, girls think it's cute!

http://www.mediafire.com/?
zzj3jnnuytk

This is how my valentines day wen't.

What do you think guys

btw way, 'psyco bitch' is my girlfriend, and I'm the transvestie.

And I commission a heart shaped poptart from a professional chief. What did you do for your valentine. I forgot to take a picuter off my cell phone so you'll have to wait to see it. I also gave her a single rose, and rickrolled her.

What did you do for your valentine?